Page 22 - Boca ViewPointe - August '22

Page 22, Viewpointe August 2022
Boca Pointe Advisor – August Issue – AEIEO

NOT YOUR TYPICAL b) We suggest you flush your husband down the toilet. your husband will pick this up. We have an extensive list
c) If you are thinking of straying we are fairly certain
c) As an alternate suggestion, hard wire the remote
ADVICE COLUMN to the Playboy Channel. He should be very receptive to of divorce attorneys if your marriage starts to deteriorate.
engage in romance with you. d) Have a heart-to-heart
By Alan Arnold d) As a last resort, contact Nicky the Neck and he can talk with your husband. We
make both the remote and your husband disappear. are certain he will either
We continue to receive requests for help. We are doing our 4. My wife and I are original residents of Boca Pointe. understand or introduce you
best to help those that need help. In spite of the difficulty in We moved into El Dorado as we are tennis lovers, and to Carmine the Rat Alfonso.
getting help, supply chain issues, runaway inflation, and the it was close to all the tennis courts. Our problem is the
receipt of multiple injunctions, as well as multiple injections, constant noise of players arguing comes right into our
we forge ahead with our best efforts to provide professional home and is quite annoying. What can we do as we love
guidance to our faithful readers. our house and would hate to have to move.
Below are the latest examples of how we share our a) A very radical suggestion would be to build sound
expertise to help our fellow neighbors. barriers similar to the ones on I 95. This will solve the
1. I just started to see a new primary care doctor as I am problem but might not be cost effective. Above photos submitted by Chuck Darwin. Great great
now showing signs of aging. As a resident of Imperial Royal, I b) With the real estate market as hot as a pistol, you grandson of Charles Darwin who rents in Pointe 100.
often walk up 18 flights of stairs to get my daily steps in. Last should move to assisted living where no resident can walk That is it for another great advice column. We are
week I developed extreme stiffness in both knees and saw a let alone play tennis. almost filled up on our Advisor Cruise. Only a few cabins
specialist my primary physician referred me to. He specializes c) Grin and bear it. A lot more important issues that left. More celebrities are joining us, so we plan to offer
in natural and holistic healing approaches. I am old school we need to deal with. an incredible experience. Please make sure you buy travel
and am not entirely comfortable with this. My new doctor d) Buy the loudest BOSE speakers available and play insurance and send your checks into the Advisor ASAP
suggested an injection of WD40 in both knees to loosen up Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin. This will drown to insure your spot on the cruise.
stiffness in my joints. I look to the Advisor for guidance. out any noise from the courts. All answers to prior questions can be seen on any
a) If your joints are stiff, we suggest you roll them a little 5. My husband can read minds. He is an expert in his social media platform. We are on 132 different sites. We
looser and you should see the stiffness become irrelevant after field and as such travels quite often to exhibit his skills. are in the early stages of planning a trip to a dude ranch
a few tokes. My question is I am attracted to both our pool service so get ready to saddle up.
b) WD40 has proven to be quite successful in certain man as well as our gardener. I am afraid if I “stray” my Until next time – stay safe.
applications. We are not familiar with its use and effectiveness husband might read my mind as well as my potential Hasta luego, vaya con dios, konnichiwa, nolo
with easing knee or joint stiffness. We suggest getting another lovers mind. Any suggestions? contendere.
opinion. a) This my friend is very tricky. We suggest, to confuse
c) We consulted with Matt, Neil, and Ilene who have your husband, have the pool guy mow the lawn and the The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
suffered with knee pain for years. They all suggested a Keto gardener take care of the pool. Keep us posted how this in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
friendly vegan approach. They have experienced tremendous works out. rental in the Edgewater Estates. 
relief by injecting organic egg whites into their stiff joints. But b) Suggest you consider the trash man as well as the
make sure they are organic cage free eggs for the best results. newspaper delivery person. This many suitors should put
d) Start taking the elevator. your husbands skills to the test.
2. Hi everyone. An original resident of Boca Pointe now
living in a trailer park due to inflation, gas prices and food
prices. In my youth I was concerned about my score on the
SATs, then when working my IRA and 401K. Now it’s my
PSA, MRI, A1C, EKG, ADD, and every other health related
issue. I turn to The Advisor for help. How can I live day to
day without worrying about all these things?
a) Suggest you stop worrying about your A1C and start
thinking about the traffic on A1A which will take your mind
off of everything else.
b) As long as you are not involved with UFOs, all other
issues are manageable.
c) Our researchers found out you belong to AA, AAA, and Servicing PETS of Boca Raton
AARP. We think you need help ASAP. for over 20 years
d) We suggest you go back to school to get an BBA and “Caring is our Specialty”
MBA and find a job as a DA.
3. My husband and I live in Palomar and need some help Complete medical, Surgical and Dental
on some personal bedroom problems. My husband is attached Facility SPA Bath & Grooming
to the TV remote control 24/7. The other night when we were
in bed, I got so excited when I turned to face my husband I
saw he was very, very, excited. Much to my dismay, I found
out what I thought to be his manhood was actually the remote
control he had hidden under his pajamas. He has a problem
with a serious attachment to the remote. On another occasion,
while we were getting intimate, by accident a button on the
remote was activated and on our 65” flat screen TV all of a
sudden Schindler’s List came on. That ended any chance for
romance. Please help me before our marriage goes down the
toilet. He never seems to be without the remote. What can I
do?
a) We suggest you flush the remote down the toilet.
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